I'd Rather be Carving

Meet the individual who'd rather wield a chisel than hold a fork. This person's idea of a good time involves a block of wood, a sharp tool, and maybe a questionable amount of sawdust. Social gatherings? Meh. Parties? Please. This person would much rather be elbow-deep in shavings, creating masterpieces (or at least attempting to). Don't worry, they'll still show up for pizza night... eventually. After they finish that intricate bird carving, of course.