I'd Rather be Carving Crewneck Sweatshirt

Meet the individual who'd rather wield a chisel than hold a fork. This person's idea of a good time involves a block of wood, a sharp tool, and maybe a questionable amount of sawdust. Social gatherings? Meh. Parties? Please. This person would much rather be elbow-deep in shavings, creating masterpieces (or at least attempting to). Don't worry, they'll still show up for pizza night... eventually. After they finish that intricate bird carving, of course.

.: 80% cotton, 20% polyester (fabric content varies for different colors)
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.25 oz /yd² (280 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size