Tired of pretending you enjoy meetings, traffic, or small talk about the weather? Slap this sticker on your laptop, water bottle, or forehead and let the world know your soul yearns for something sharper. Whether it's pumpkins, wood, roast beef, or the gnarliest slopes—this sticker screams “I'm only here physically.” Durable, waterproof, and judgment-free (unlike your in-laws at Thanksgiving), it's the perfect accessory for anyone whose true happy place involves blades and focus.
.: Made with 100% durable vinyl that comes with strong glue for decorations that last. Perfect for spicing up indoor decor (not waterproof) .: Quick, smooth, and bubble-free application
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