ome people book therapy sessions. Others book another round. 🍹
Our “Rum: Because Therapy is Expensive” long sleeve tee is the perfect mix of sarcasm, comfort, and pirate-approved style. Soft, breathable, and built for year-round wear, this shirt tells the world you’ve already found your cure—and it pours from a bottle.
Classic long sleeve fit for cozy comfort Bold, snarky design that always gets a laugh Perfect for rum lovers, party nights, or casual pirate vibes100% ring-spun cotton Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) Classic Fit Sewn-in twill label
Skip the couch—grab the tee, grab the rum, and let the healing begin.
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