Because some expressions don’t need explaining. Our Resting Witch Face Since 1692 hoodie is cozy, bold, and dripping with centuries of sass. Perfect for October nights, pumpkin patch strolls, or just glaring at people who dare to ask, “Why aren’t you smiling?”
Made from soft, durable fabric that keeps you warm while you serve side-eye, this hoodie is a Halloween must-have — but honestly, it works year-round. Whether you’re haunting the couch, grabbing your PSL, or just reminding the world that witches age like fine wine (and sarcasm), this sweatshirt says it all without you having to move a muscle.
Throw it on with jeans, leggings, or your broomstick. One thing’s for sure — no one’s mistaking that look for a happy face.
Beat the cold with this premium pullover hoodie that’s just the right layer of warm and cozy. Made with three-panel fleece lining, this pullover is double stitched for durability and roomy. Pick one in your favorite color to match your style.
.: 80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content varies for heather colors) .: Medium-heavy fabric (8.25 oz /yd² (280 g/m²)) .: Regular fit .: Runs true to size .: Tear away label
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